one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days
i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….
Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too
MY LIFE IS A LIE
NO
well
The commercial always showed a kid getting shampoo in their eyes to prove it would cause no tears.
(Source: lon-gnome, via ruinedchildhood)
I just unlocked the The Hangover Part III Opening Weekend sticker on GetGlue
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It’s time to chow down! The Hangover Part III is now officially in theaters. Thank you for seeing this movie during opening weekend. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at Warner Bros.
Is Nature Fighting Back? A Kabbalistic Viewpoint
The aftermath of the devastating Oklahoma tornadoes leave us with more questions than answers. How can nature on one hand provide us with the sustenance for life, and on the other take it away in just seconds? How do we begin to understand why these occurrences happen? How can we survive them? And can we control them?
Ummm….you can’t control nature. Especially a big ass tornado. This is something you learn growing up in Oklahoma…..but I assumed it was common sense.
(Source: inphasenews)
*logs onto Facebook.*
“Since some in the national media don’t seem to understand why we choose to live in Oklahoma I’ve decided to post one thing I love about our state every day. Feel free to join me. Here’s todays:
I love that in Oklahoma it’s normal to hear even the hippest, trendiest youngsters say, “Thank you ma’am. I appreciate it.”
*logs off Facebook.*
Go home baby, you’re drunk.
(Source: carryonmywaywardpond, via fuckyeahmcgosling)
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Come in close because the more you think you see the easier it will be to fool you. Now You See Me opens in theaters on 5/31. Be sure to check it out. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at Summit Entertainment.
What Guys Do When They’re Drunk
I love the fact that she is clearly making fun of her douchebag ex-boyfriend that cheated on her.
”As long as I got my suit and tie”
”What is that clipped on?”
”My skin”
How do you know what a tie is? Aren’t you like 5?
